On Saturday, I was driving my mom home from the hospital after a fall and blow to the head. Before retiring, she was a preschool teacher and she could tell the hell out of a fairytale. Because it was something I thought she'd instinctively remember, I asked her to tell me some in the car. I could tell she was making them up as she went along because a motorcycle featured in the story of Cinderella. I switched the topic to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and asked her to tell me some of the names of the dwarfs. I gave her the first few and asked her to add to them. She said:

I'm not exactly sure, but I know two of them were named Crappy and Walter.